Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum has got a “Google” problem. His Own Words. And here’s all the proof you need: Go to “Google.com” right now and search “Santorum”. What’s the first search response to come up? Attention span deficiency? I’ll just tell you:
Now, this is important as Rick Santorum is considering running for President in 2012. Apparently, Rick Santorum gave a speech a while back comparing “man-on-man” sex to “man-on-dog” sex (though he remains suspiciously quiet on his views towards girl-on-girl). In response, offended gay editor/journalist/author Dan Savage created the website “spreadingsantorum.com” and ran a google surge making it the top search response as well as the Wikipedia page dedicated to the educating of the “frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter” known as “Santorum”. Soon after, urbandictionary.com (or as I refer to it, the destruction of the English language) quickly added Santorum to their ever-expanding dictionary of slurred colloquial diarrhea sure to pop up on your friends Facebook status. Either way, Rick Santorum, you’re bigoted and misguided views on sexuality and plans for Christian-reinforced dominance have firmly (like a cock) placed you in the annuls of history, my friend. Congratulations, Astroglide!