Simon Theory: Senator Santorum’s Got A “Google” Problem

This has definitely gotta be a first in United States politics. BEST NEWS STORY OF THE DAY!

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum has got a “Google” problem. His Own Words. And here’s all the proof you need: Go to “Google.com” right now and search “Santorum”. What’s the first search response to come up? Attention span deficiency? I’ll just tell you:

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ – Cached – Similar

Now, this is important as Rick Santorum is considering running for President in 2012. Apparently, Rick Santorum gave a speech a while back comparing “man-on-man” sex to “man-on-dog” sex (though he remains suspiciously quiet on his views towards girl-on-girl). In response, offended gay editor/journalist/author Dan Savage created the website “spreadingsantorum.com” and ran a google surge making it the top search response as well as the Wikipedia page dedicated to the educating of the “frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter” known as “Santorum”. Soon after, urbandictionary.com (or as I refer to it, the destruction of the English language) quickly added Santorum to their ever-expanding dictionary of slurred colloquial diarrhea sure to pop up on your friends Facebook status. Either way, Rick Santorum, you’re bigoted and misguided views on sexuality and plans for Christian-reinforced dominance have firmly (like a cock) placed you in the annuls of history, my friend. Congratulations, Astroglide!

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3 Responses to Simon Theory: Senator Santorum’s Got A “Google” Problem

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  2. Jolina159 says:

    Huhu zusammen, bin auf diesemfür mich unbekanntem Weg auf der Suche nachein bisschen Unterhaltung. Ganz nach der Devise Probieren geht über studieren! Vielleicht wird mehr draus, vielleicht auch nicht – lass es uns einfach mal in Angriff nehmen. Diesen Sommer möchte ich etwas Neues erleben. Ich bin übrigens 26 und eher die Sportliche Mit den Richtlinien im Internet bin ich nicht wirklich vetraut und mir nichtmal sicher, ob ich hier überhaupt so etwas schreiben darf… deswegen hab ich hier einfach eine Annonce gepostet, dort kann man mir auch direkt diskret via Mail antworten: http://www.bravopost.net
    Es ist natürlich völlig für lau. Ja, das hat mich auch gewundert. Abends ab 17 Uhr erreichst Du mich dort fast immer. Bin ehrlich gesagt, auch schon ziemlich lange solo und will etwas erleben.
    Freue mich darauf von dir zu hören!

    Liebe Gruesse
    Jolina

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