Daily Archives: March 5, 2011

Lord John Marbury: Nerfed

Don’t go to the malt shop stoned. Don’t let your little sister talk you into it, even if she begs. Next time she wants to go out for milkshakes, just say no, no matter how much you enjoy a delicious … Continue reading

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Oatmeal: Sheentoism

There’s been a lot of hoopla surrounding Charlie Sheen lately, and I find the news coverage of him to be morally, how do you say? Oh that’s right, epic (the best moral of all). Epic at a Viacom-level magnitude. I … Continue reading

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