And this launched a steady stream of conspicuously latent homosexual fantasies suppressed deep within the psyche of troubled “straight” men. So, for your enjoyment, I’ve collected a list of my favorites. Here’s some of the prize winners but feel free to add your own.
-Now, I’m not gay, but…
- …your ass is incredibly tight.
- …I’ve always wondered what I would say to a man after he sucked me off and swallowed me whole. Thank you? Good job?
- …no woman knows how to please me like a man.
- …I’ve always wondered how long it would take for a popsicle to melt in my butt.
- …I’d probably let Justin Timberlake suck me off.
- …I wonder if Liam Neeson’s got a big cock.
- …I’d make a sexy chick.
- …I wonder if pineapple juice really makes cum taste sweet.
- …I’d make a good cowboy.
- …what would you be willing to do for a free Miata?
- …I just swallowed an entire banana without chewing!!
- …I finally found that anal G-Spot I’ve been hearing about!
And finally, my favorite:
- …I love Jersey Shore.
Thanks for reading. Feel free to add your own.