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Lord John Marburry: Ben Affleck as Batman in 2015

So, the inevitable has happened, and after an amazing run with a slight Godfather 3-esque finale, Christian Bale has given up the keys to the Tumbler. We knew it was gonna happen, it had to happen, and the character is … Continue reading

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“Joey Diaz says…”

Joey Diaz says…. “Check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self! Big dicks in yo’ ass is bad fo’ your health!”

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Lord John Marburry: Mickey and the art of Zig-Zags

In about a month, I’ll be at Disneyland. Some folks don’t understand the adult draw of the Happiest Place on Earth, but for a pop-culture saturated mind like my own, Disneyland combines the best aspect of set design, commercialization and … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Down With Weddings!!”

Theoretically speaking, we all claim to live in a civilized society based on laws, governance, and progress. The building block of America’s constitution is the ability to adapt to an ever-changing, ever-expanding world (as much as the Republicans try to … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: The Super Moon

Sometimes Facebook, Twitter and all other social media jump on the bandwagon and start perpetuating pseudoscience. We’ve all seen the newsflashes telling us that last night was the largest the moon will ever be, or that in two weeks it … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: The Tolerance Break

Any good Buddhist will tell you the path to nirvana is moderation, and marijuana is no exception. The tolerance break is a long practiced tradition amongst habitual, high-functioning stoners, and there is good evidence to show that it actually heightens … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: Summer Solstice

Turns out today is the summer solstice, which, unless your Pagan, Wiccan, vegan or a baseball fan, probably ranks as a fourth tier holiday, behind Groundhog Day, Arbor Day, Kwanzaa, and National Donut Day (June 7, y’all). I had to … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: F*ck you, its a Jam

This is a new weekly segment called “F*ck you, its a jam” in which we will be bringing you the best music people might assume is bad, but is really great. Yet again, providing you with the very best opinions … Continue reading

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James Gandolfini Dead at 51

James Gandolfini passed away today at age 51 following a massive heart attack. He was one of the good ones. I once slept with a woman in a bar in North Lake Tahoe because she was attracted to Tony Soprano. … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Man of Steel Review

Let me start by saying that while I felt it was one of 2006’s biggest flops, Superman Returns gave the world Brandon Routh, for which I am eternally grateful. That being said, if the guy who went on to cameo … Continue reading

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