Category Archives: The Reviews

Lord John Marburry: Ben Affleck as Batman in 2015

So, the inevitable has happened, and after an amazing run with a slight Godfather 3-esque finale, Christian Bale has given up the keys to the Tumbler. We knew it was gonna happen, it had to happen, and the character is … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Man of Steel Review

Let me start by saying that while I felt it was one of 2006’s biggest flops, Superman Returns gave the world Brandon Routh, for which I am eternally grateful. That being said, if the guy who went on to cameo … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Queens of the Stoneage “…Like Clockwork” Review

After a six year hiatus, the ironically titled “…Like Clockwork” was released and all frustration about the long wait were assuaged. Honestly, the long wait didn’t seem that long, as the last album I purchased by QOTSA was 2001’s “Songs … Continue reading

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Review: Paramore’s “Self-Entitled” Album

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: While playing less like a Paramore album and more of a Hayley Williams solo album, the tracks are bursting with energy, depth, and versatility making it their most critically-acclaimed album to date. With the departure of … Continue reading

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Review: Transformers 3

**I’d like to preface this review by stating, categorically, that Transformers 3 is, hands down, the finest, most spectacular use of 3-D image capturing I have seen thus far.** Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: If I was 8…and was mathematicaly minded … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Thor

Lets be honest. I’ve never been a big Marvel Comics fan, I’ve never been a big Avengers fan and I’ve never been a big Thor fan. Whats more, I’ve always found the concept behind Thor a bit silly. Iron men, … Continue reading

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Review: “Atlas Shrugged”

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: A misguided devotion to ideology mixed with writing undeserving of a “Modern Classic” adaptation, this film is as tedious to watch as it is to listen to the ideologues defend it. Rating: Wait until Cable and … Continue reading

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Review: Scream 4

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Summary: A remake of a spoof of a satire of a genre flick in a long line of sequels boils down to a sloppy mess of “almost” moments never quite panning out to its full potential. Rating: … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: Happy 311 Day!!!!

Happy 311 Day everybody! What? You never heard of 311 Day? Awesome! Then I get to inform you. One of the greatest bands of all-time, 311, has been rocking shows and wowing audiences for decades. With their seamless blend of … Continue reading

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Review: The Adjustment Bureau

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: The Best Movie of 2011, of course, we’re only 2 months in. Like a fine imported ale, “The Adjustment Bureau”, starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt, is well-rounded, full-figured, and no hangover in sight. Based on … Continue reading

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