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Lord John Marburry: Ben Affleck as Batman in 2015

So, the inevitable has happened, and after an amazing run with a slight Godfather 3-esque finale, Christian Bale has given up the keys to the Tumbler. We knew it was gonna happen, it had to happen, and the character is … Continue reading

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“Joey Diaz says….”

On this weeks installment of “Joey Diaz says…”, the great Joey Diaz shows up for a quick litte set of comedy only to be interrupted by some loud Jewish chick in the audience. This sparks a rant regarding what it … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Great Album vs. Great Music”

I don’t know if I’m getting old or getting complacent, but the never-ending rebellion against change with regards to my beloved pop-culture is waning and I’m starting to jump on board the remix culture. Perhaps it’s Techno-Optimist Jason Silva’s influence … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: The Best “Thicke” Since Alan

THIS…is Emily Ratajkowski:                       And This is The. Greatest. Music. Video. Ever.

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Lord John Marbury: The Dark Knight Rises trailer 3

If you arent familair with the concept of the NSHO (Non-Sexual Hard On), ready thyself. I’ll be in my bunk.

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Simon Theory: “Why I Watch Mad Men.”

“If I wanted to see 2 negros fight, I’d throw a dollar out my window.” “When God closes a door, he opens a dress.” “You know what my father used to say? Being with a client is like being in … Continue reading

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Hippy: “Thank You Internet For All The Great Music.”

Perhaps its a new strand of weed or, perhaps I’m on sabbatical from Kevin Smith’s Smodcast Internet Radio, but I’ve been really digging a lot of new music lately. We all know the mainstream music scene’s a joke full of homogenized, … Continue reading

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Hippy: “I knew that band before they got popular.”

The internet has always been a powerful tool for communication and inovation and this is a wonderful example of how technology innovates art. Four young musicians used the internet and YouTube to create music profiles of themselves performing covers and … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Ignition

Its hard to argue that this isn’t one of the greatest end of summer party songs of all time.

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Hippy: “It’s Here! It’s Here! It’s Here!”

Its finally real! No longer must I dream of such wonders and write them off as ludicrous for technology has finally joined with creativity to give birth to a wonder the likes of which I never thought I’d live to … Continue reading

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