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“Joey Diaz says…”

Joey Diaz says…. “Check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self! Big dicks in yo’ ass is bad fo’ your health!”

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“Joey Diaz says….”

On this weeks installment of “Joey Diaz says…”, the great Joey Diaz shows up for a quick litte set of comedy only to be interrupted by some loud Jewish chick in the audience. This sparks a rant regarding what it … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: The Tolerance Break

Any good Buddhist will tell you the path to nirvana is moderation, and marijuana is no exception. The tolerance break is a long practiced tradition amongst habitual, high-functioning stoners, and there is good evidence to show that it actually heightens … Continue reading

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Money Shots!!

It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you…without a dope beat to step to. Step to, step to… A break from digitally-enhanced, photoshopped celeb profiles to some of your favorite celebs absurdly photographed. GO! Parents PSA: Don’t ever … Continue reading

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Hippy: “That Is A Duck”

RIGHT???

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Hippy: “Sext Chat”

Occasionally, I take part in some harmless gay humor with Simon Theory similar to “Gay Chicken” in an effort to one-up the other in the most bizarre combination of sexual accoutrements.  Because sex means nothing without the right accessories, right? … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: Shaq-Attack

Can we talk about Sports? Did that question seem as awkward and forced to read as it was to write? My geek-culture addled brain tried to autocorrect the word sports to sporks, which are, believe it or not, a far … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: Origin of Evil- Roots

I don’t know if its because I’m an easily irritated person, or because they feel drawn to me, but I seem to attract weirdos in my life. Most of them I can ignore, like one might “ignore” an obviously retarded … Continue reading

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Twitter!

Hey man, do yourselves and us a favor by following This Weeks Obsession on twitter! @WeeksObsession. We promise we’ll say funny things sometimes and not so funny thing other times, but maybe they’ll be poignant? Plus we intend on giving … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: An Excuse to Say ‘Twas’

Twas the morn of 4/20, when all through the pad Not a stoner was stirring, not even Morning Brad. The paraphernalia was placed by the couch with care, In hopes that St Bong-Rips soon would be there. But the chronics … Continue reading

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