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“Joey Diaz says…”

Joey Diaz says…. “Check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self! Big dicks in yo’ ass is bad fo’ your health!”

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Lord John Marburry: Mickey and the art of Zig-Zags

In about a month, I’ll be at Disneyland. Some folks don’t understand the adult draw of the Happiest Place on Earth, but for a pop-culture saturated mind like my own, Disneyland combines the best aspect of set design, commercialization and … Continue reading

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“Joey Diaz says….”

On this weeks installment of “Joey Diaz says…”, the great Joey Diaz shows up for a quick litte set of comedy only to be interrupted by some loud Jewish chick in the audience. This sparks a rant regarding what it … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: The Tolerance Break

Any good Buddhist will tell you the path to nirvana is moderation, and marijuana is no exception. The tolerance break is a long practiced tradition amongst habitual, high-functioning stoners, and there is good evidence to show that it actually heightens … Continue reading

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“Joey Diaz says….”

On this week’s edition of “Joey Diaz says…”, Alex Jones makes the mistake of talking about drug dealing to the OG Cuban Mafia pimp, Joey Diaz. Don’t let the animal outta the cage, mutha fucka! (For those who dont need … Continue reading

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Review: Transformers 3

**I’d like to preface this review by stating, categorically, that Transformers 3 is, hands down, the finest, most spectacular use of 3-D image capturing I have seen thus far.** Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: If I was 8…and was mathematicaly minded … Continue reading

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Money Shots!!

It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you…without a dope beat to step to. Step to, step to… A break from digitally-enhanced, photoshopped celeb profiles to some of your favorite celebs absurdly photographed. GO! Parents PSA: Don’t ever … Continue reading

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Hippy: “That Is A Duck”

RIGHT???

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Simon Theory: “I’m Not Gay, but…”

So, we’re probably not the first ones to do this but a friend of mine threw up this Facebook Status Update: “Finish this sentence: “I’m not gay, but…” And this launched a steady stream of conspicuously latent homosexual fantasies suppressed … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Eat, Pray, Love…then what?”

WOW! “Eat, Pray, Love” with Julia Roberts actually manages to sum up every single thing WRONG with women in just 90 minutes while somehow convincing women it’s their spiritual manifesto. I’m impressed! THIS IS NOT A REVIEW cuz the film’s … Continue reading

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