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Barry Jive: Man of Steel Review

Let me start by saying that while I felt it was one of 2006’s biggest flops, Superman Returns gave the world Brandon Routh, for which I am eternally grateful. That being said, if the guy who went on to cameo … Continue reading

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Review: Transformers 3

**I’d like to preface this review by stating, categorically, that Transformers 3 is, hands down, the finest, most spectacular use of 3-D image capturing I have seen thus far.** Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: If I was 8…and was mathematicaly minded … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Eat, Pray, Love…then what?”

WOW! “Eat, Pray, Love” with Julia Roberts actually manages to sum up every single thing WRONG with women in just 90 minutes while somehow convincing women it’s their spiritual manifesto. I’m impressed! THIS IS NOT A REVIEW cuz the film’s … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Thor

Lets be honest. I’ve never been a big Marvel Comics fan, I’ve never been a big Avengers fan and I’ve never been a big Thor fan. Whats more, I’ve always found the concept behind Thor a bit silly. Iron men, … Continue reading

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Review: “Atlas Shrugged”

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: A misguided devotion to ideology mixed with writing undeserving of a “Modern Classic” adaptation, this film is as tedious to watch as it is to listen to the ideologues defend it. Rating: Wait until Cable and … Continue reading

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Review: The Adjustment Bureau

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: The Best Movie of 2011, of course, we’re only 2 months in. Like a fine imported ale, “The Adjustment Bureau”, starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt, is well-rounded, full-figured, and no hangover in sight. Based on … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: The Artist’s Exemption

I’ve often wondered how in God’s name so many “artists” get by for so long doing work that, at best, can be described as uninspired works of mediocrity and, at worst, be described as pompous, nonsensical bullshit. Now I’m not … Continue reading

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