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Barry Jive: Man of Steel Review

Let me start by saying that while I felt it was one of 2006’s biggest flops, Superman Returns gave the world Brandon Routh, for which I am eternally grateful. That being said, if the guy who went on to cameo … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Great Album vs. Great Music”

I don’t know if I’m getting old or getting complacent, but the never-ending rebellion against change with regards to my beloved pop-culture is waning and I’m starting to jump on board the remix culture. Perhaps it’s Techno-Optimist Jason Silva’s influence … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: The Dark Knight Rises trailer 3

If you arent familair with the concept of the NSHO (Non-Sexual Hard On), ready thyself. I’ll be in my bunk.

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Review: Scream 4

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Summary: A remake of a spoof of a satire of a genre flick in a long line of sequels boils down to a sloppy mess of “almost” moments never quite panning out to its full potential. Rating: … Continue reading

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Hippy: The Three Seashells

Quick question: We put a man on the Moon, created the Foreman Grill, and invented Netflix…”Why are we still jamming fluffy wads of paper up our ass after we shit?” This was not the future we were promised, people. We’ve … Continue reading

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