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Simon Theory: “Women Are Their Own Enemy”

-1st: Republicans fine with health care covering Viagra, but not birth control. -2nd: Rep. Mike Huckabee says women don’t need birth control, they need to control their libido & sexuality. -3rd: Rep. Sean Hannity suggests an “Adopt-A-Woman” plan for birth … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Attention Christians”

Attention Christians! If you don’t want the government to allow gays to marry, then get your church to stop taking all those big tax breaks from the government and remove all federal benefits from your religious cer–oh wait. You guys … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “My Daily Reminder”

 

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Hippy: “Jason Silva on ‘Abundance’

Tired of everybody bitching about problems and bringing you down? This might be the guy for you. Jason Silva is what the world is calling a Performing Philosopher, Digital DJ, or Techno-Optimist. He’s been called a “Futurist”, “Timothy Leary of … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “GOP Attacks the Right To Vote”

 A long time ago, when Americans said America is the greatest country in the world, it was widely accepted as true largely in part to 2 human rights that many other countries did not have. 1. The Right to Free … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Grover Against Romney”

Need I say more?

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Simon Theory: “To Non-Obama Voters…”

To all those not voting for Obama in 2012, I say to you… Go Fuck Yourselves!!!! Seriously, Obama may not have done a lot to warrant you voting for him, but he hasn’t done anything to warrant you not voting … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Hindsight: Republican’s Worst Enemy”

Back in 2007-2008, The Republicans began their fear-mongering campaign against then-Senator Obama with accusations and doomsday scenarious normally reserved for really bleak, dystopian, Sci-Fi novels. But now, 4 yrs after President Obama’s election campaign really began, “Hindsight” has reared its … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Activism

So, it was earth day the day before yesterday, and to be entirely honest, it snuck right by me. I did, however, learn a fun fact– Ira Einhorn, one of the pseudo-holiday’s founding fathers, killed and composted his girlfriend, all … Continue reading

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Money Shots

I was over zealous in my desire to consume caffeine and I burnt my tongue. Now I have that weird fuzzy feeling that makes everything I eat or drink taste funny. Do you people see the torture I put my … Continue reading

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