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Simon Theory: “Women Are Their Own Enemy”

-1st: Republicans fine with health care covering Viagra, but not birth control. -2nd: Rep. Mike Huckabee says women don’t need birth control, they need to control their libido & sexuality. -3rd: Rep. Sean Hannity suggests an “Adopt-A-Woman” plan for birth … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Attention Christians”

Attention Christians! If you don’t want the government to allow gays to marry, then get your church to stop taking all those big tax breaks from the government and remove all federal benefits from your religious cer–oh wait. You guys … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Pro-Rape Republicans? WTF?”

Anyone notice a drastic increase in the amount of pro-rape Republicans?? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “DONT BE SCARED OF THE “WHISPERING EYE”. It’s not a bottomless pit of despair. It’s not the Sarlaac. It doesn’t … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “GOP Attacks the Right To Vote”

 A long time ago, when Americans said America is the greatest country in the world, it was widely accepted as true largely in part to 2 human rights that many other countries did not have. 1. The Right to Free … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Grover Against Romney”

Need I say more?

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Simon Theory: “To Non-Obama Voters…”

To all those not voting for Obama in 2012, I say to you… Go Fuck Yourselves!!!! Seriously, Obama may not have done a lot to warrant you voting for him, but he hasn’t done anything to warrant you not voting … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Hindsight: Republican’s Worst Enemy”

Back in 2007-2008, The Republicans began their fear-mongering campaign against then-Senator Obama with accusations and doomsday scenarious normally reserved for really bleak, dystopian, Sci-Fi novels. But now, 4 yrs after President Obama’s election campaign really began, “Hindsight” has reared its … Continue reading

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Money Shots

And now, another edition of “Money Shots”. Shot to the nuts? That’s what friends are for. Go! “I couldn’t have said it better myself.” I know. Cuz these people already said it better. Go! The design flaw of incentive-based behavioral … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: Senator Santorum’s Got A “Google” Problem

This has definitely gotta be a first in United States politics. BEST NEWS STORY OF THE DAY! Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum has got a “Google” problem. His Own Words. And here’s all the proof you need: Go to “Google.com” right … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: Greatest President My Ass!

Balls. Thats all I have to say on the Subject. Big, sweaty, Conservative, Balls… Of course, that’s not all I have to say about the subject. Stupid Americans. According to a recent Gallup Poll, Ronald Reagan has topped the list … Continue reading

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