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Money Shots!

Many Bothans died to bring you these links. I’d like to add my own paint to this work of art… penis paint. Get it? Like semen. Go! Ignoring the fact that this dude looks like Hutch from Fanboys, this is … Continue reading

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Hippy: The Three Seashells

Quick question: We put a man on the Moon, created the Foreman Grill, and invented Netflix…”Why are we still jamming fluffy wads of paper up our ass after we shit?” This was not the future we were promised, people. We’ve … Continue reading

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Money Shots!

It’s that time of the week again. Some call it hump day, but we’re just in it for the money shot. Here’s some links. Absolutely one of the funniest words in the English language. Go! Babies are adorable… I want … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: The Worlds Greatest Shitter

I want to take some time on this public forum to thank Messers Neiman and Marcus for their delightful department store restrooms. Now that my workplace is just a few stores down from NM, I take advantage of them on … Continue reading

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