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Simon Theory: “Women Are Their Own Enemy”

-1st: Republicans fine with health care covering Viagra, but not birth control. -2nd: Rep. Mike Huckabee says women don’t need birth control, they need to control their libido & sexuality. -3rd: Rep. Sean Hannity suggests an “Adopt-A-Woman” plan for birth … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Pro-Rape Republicans? WTF?”

Anyone notice a drastic increase in the amount of pro-rape Republicans?? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “DONT BE SCARED OF THE “WHISPERING EYE”. It’s not a bottomless pit of despair. It’s not the Sarlaac. It doesn’t … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “To Non-Obama Voters…”

To all those not voting for Obama in 2012, I say to you… Go Fuck Yourselves!!!! Seriously, Obama may not have done a lot to warrant you voting for him, but he hasn’t done anything to warrant you not voting … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Hindsight: Republican’s Worst Enemy”

Back in 2007-2008, The Republicans began their fear-mongering campaign against then-Senator Obama with accusations and doomsday scenarious normally reserved for really bleak, dystopian, Sci-Fi novels. But now, 4 yrs after President Obama’s election campaign really began, “Hindsight” has reared its … Continue reading

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