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Barry Jive: Queens of the Stoneage “…Like Clockwork” Review

After a six year hiatus, the ironically titled “…Like Clockwork” was released and all frustration about the long wait were assuaged. Honestly, the long wait didn’t seem that long, as the last album I purchased by QOTSA was 2001’s “Songs … Continue reading

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Review: Paramore’s “Self-Entitled” Album

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: While playing less like a Paramore album and more of a Hayley Williams solo album, the tracks are bursting with energy, depth, and versatility making it their most critically-acclaimed album to date. With the departure of … Continue reading

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Review: Transformers 3

**I’d like to preface this review by stating, categorically, that Transformers 3 is, hands down, the finest, most spectacular use of 3-D image capturing I have seen thus far.** Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: If I was 8…and was mathematicaly minded … Continue reading

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Review: “Atlas Shrugged”

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: A misguided devotion to ideology mixed with writing undeserving of a “Modern Classic” adaptation, this film is as tedious to watch as it is to listen to the ideologues defend it. Rating: Wait until Cable and … Continue reading

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Review: Scream 4

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Summary: A remake of a spoof of a satire of a genre flick in a long line of sequels boils down to a sloppy mess of “almost” moments never quite panning out to its full potential. Rating: … Continue reading

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Review: The Adjustment Bureau

Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: The Best Movie of 2011, of course, we’re only 2 months in. Like a fine imported ale, “The Adjustment Bureau”, starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt, is well-rounded, full-figured, and no hangover in sight. Based on … Continue reading

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