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Simon Theory: “Down With Weddings!!”

Theoretically speaking, we all claim to live in a civilized society based on laws, governance, and progress. The building block of America’s constitution is the ability to adapt to an ever-changing, ever-expanding world (as much as the Republicans try to … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: The Tolerance Break

Any good Buddhist will tell you the path to nirvana is moderation, and marijuana is no exception. The tolerance break is a long practiced tradition amongst habitual, high-functioning stoners, and there is good evidence to show that it actually heightens … Continue reading

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Hippy: “Red Eyes, Full Hearts”

“Here’s a theory for you all to disregard…” Smoking weed doesnt actually make anything better…it just makes you appreciate everything more. Think about it for a second. While many different strains have many different effects on the human body, one … Continue reading

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Review: Transformers 3

**I’d like to preface this review by stating, categorically, that Transformers 3 is, hands down, the finest, most spectacular use of 3-D image capturing I have seen thus far.** Simon Theory’s 1-Line Review: If I was 8…and was mathematicaly minded … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “I’m Not Gay, but…”

So, we’re probably not the first ones to do this but a friend of mine threw up this Facebook Status Update: “Finish this sentence: “I’m not gay, but…” And this launched a steady stream of conspicuously latent homosexual fantasies suppressed … Continue reading

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Simon Theory: “Eat, Pray, Love…then what?”

WOW! “Eat, Pray, Love” with Julia Roberts actually manages to sum up every single thing WRONG with women in just 90 minutes while somehow convincing women it’s their spiritual manifesto. I’m impressed! THIS IS NOT A REVIEW cuz the film’s … Continue reading

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Hippy: “Sext Chat”

Occasionally, I take part in some harmless gay humor with Simon Theory similar to “Gay Chicken” in an effort to one-up the other in the most bizarre combination of sexual accoutrements.  Because sex means nothing without the right accessories, right? … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: Bookshelves

I’m not gay, I swear (I’ve lost track of how many conversations I’ve had to start like that), but I’ve got a mean fucking hard on for book shelves. My dream is to have a home office that is wall … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride

The internet is like a magic box. Every single time I feel like I’ve taken in everything it has to offer, it sneaks something into my cereal box that makes me re-think my life in a profound and meaningful way. … Continue reading

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