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Lord John Marburry: Mickey and the art of Zig-Zags

In about a month, I’ll be at Disneyland. Some folks don’t understand the adult draw of the Happiest Place on Earth, but for a pop-culture saturated mind like my own, Disneyland combines the best aspect of set design, commercialization and … Continue reading

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Lord John Marburry: The Tolerance Break

Any good Buddhist will tell you the path to nirvana is moderation, and marijuana is no exception. The tolerance break is a long practiced tradition amongst habitual, high-functioning stoners, and there is good evidence to show that it actually heightens … Continue reading

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Barry Jive: Queens of the Stoneage “…Like Clockwork” Review

After a six year hiatus, the ironically titled “…Like Clockwork” was released and all frustration about the long wait were assuaged. Honestly, the long wait didn’t seem that long, as the last album I purchased by QOTSA was 2001’s “Songs … Continue reading

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Hippy: “Red Eyes, Full Hearts”

“Here’s a theory for you all to disregard…” Smoking weed doesnt actually make anything better…it just makes you appreciate everything more. Think about it for a second. While many different strains have many different effects on the human body, one … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: This Broke My Brain

This literally broke my brain. To duplicate the effects, follow these easy steps. 1. Watch*   2. Understand that this is a sixteen year old Swedish boy that dresses like a Japanese girl and sings like a man. What. The. … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: Highumphant Return!

Whose bong this is I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me chonging here As I watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse thinks I’m over zealous But really, … Continue reading

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Hippy: “Greatest Morning Ever”

I feel like, no matter whats wrong with the world, whatever’s going on in my life, or whatever I have on my platter that day…. I just need this….and I’ll be fine.

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Lord John Marbury: Mouth-boner

I find it amazing that people in the real world treat me like an adult. The girl at the drive through bank teller calls me sir. If only these fools knew I’d been putting them on the entire time. More … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: Forgetticus!

Every once in a while, I need a spiritual restoration. Sometimes it comes in the form of a good laugh, sometimes a day in AC with some music and sometimes its a picture of Ron Mother-Fucking Weasley taking a bong … Continue reading

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Lord John Marbury: Nerfed

Don’t go to the malt shop stoned. Don’t let your little sister talk you into it, even if she begs. Next time she wants to go out for milkshakes, just say no, no matter how much you enjoy a delicious … Continue reading

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