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Simon Theory: “Women Are Their Own Enemy”

-1st: Republicans fine with health care covering Viagra, but not birth control. -2nd: Rep. Mike Huckabee says women don’t need birth control, they need to control their libido & sexuality. -3rd: Rep. Sean Hannity suggests an “Adopt-A-Woman” plan for birth … Continue reading

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Hippy: The Three Seashells

Quick question: We put a man on the Moon, created the Foreman Grill, and invented Netflix…”Why are we still jamming fluffy wads of paper up our ass after we shit?” This was not the future we were promised, people. We’ve … Continue reading

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